From delacruz@jeeves.ucsd.eduMon Mar 4 08:42:43 1996 Date: Sat, 2 Mar 1996 15:32:04 -0800 (PST) From: "Bernard J. de la Cruz" To: Edwardkun@aol.com, rbarnes@moscow.com Cc: kor@edmonds.home.cs.ubc.ca Subject: [KOR] Inspired and stolen KOR list Inspired by rbarnes@moscow.com's closing line, I decided to rip off an idea seen recently in the Cal-Animage Beta newsletter and throw in some of my own ideas. Here's what I've come up with in the past 50 minutes.... THINGS I LEARNED ABOUT LIFE BY WATCHING KIMAGURE ORANGE ROAD 1. When climbing stairs, count the steps. 2. Never let them know you're psionic. 3. Between a blonde and a brunette, go with the brunette. 4. Never get between psionic twins. 5. Grandparents always know best--psionic ones let you know it. 6. The small boy will be the most lecherous. 7. Don't tell beautiful young woman not to smoke--they'll smack you. 8. Don't grab at beautiful young women--they'll smack you. 9. No matter what you do: the brunette will smack you. 10. Beware the one who likes the blonde: HE can smack you hard! 11. Make absolutely sure who's wearing the wedding dress. 12. Don't look at yourself too hard in the mirror. 13. Cats and psionics don't mix. 14. Make sure not to get caught on film. 15. The girl with glasses is the caretaker. 16. When time traveling, don't touch yourself! 17. When caught in a time slip, remember your mistakes. 18. If you can't find her, go to where you met. 19. Even if you've got your ticket, you don't have to board the plane. 20. If you work, don't let your classmates know where. 21. A flying guitar pick beats five thugs any day. 22. GREAT SAX! 23. Don't go up to the singer's apartment! 24. If she's beautiful and she's asking you to bed, she's really your cousin. 25. Beware the magic mushroom! 26. Two guys may be lecherous fools, but if the third is psionic: watch out! 27. Living beneath a psionic family is sure to lead to trouble. 28. Teachers always assume the worst. 29. If it's red and it's coming at you, catch it. 30. Don't read the newspaper when psionics fight. 31. Don't dream if a cat is in your bed. 32. Dreams only tell you part of the story. 33. School infirmaries are never private. 34. Don't be afraid of wooden signs. 35. If almost caught using psionics, pretend to stretch and laugh. 36. When sharing a picture, make sure you have the right one. 37. Good things can happen while sleeping under trees. 38. Beware guys with shiny teeth. 39. If caught in a compromising situation, no one will believe you're innocent. 40. Trains let you get a little closer. 41. Psionic twins eat a lot. 42. Don't butt heads if you want to keep your body. 43. Anyone can get a drink in a nightclub or ski lodge. 44. When teleporting, check behind you when you arrive. 45. Ponds, lakes, rivers, and oceans lead to trouble, but beaches can lead to love. 46. Don't applaud in gym: everyone will think you're weird. 47. Master knows everything but never says anything. AND ALWAYS REMEMBER: 48. When opportunity comes, the trick is to CATCH the red hat. (Thanks to rbarnes for #48).